10 Totally Relatable Sober Memes
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
- Charlie Chaplin
1.When you realize that you have absolutely no control over the amount you drink...
Once you're a pickle, you can never again be a cucumber. Sorry, folks!
2.When you realize that the road you're headed down is pure insanity, and you may end up in jail or worse...
If the prospect of jail doesn't sound appealing to you, for whatever reason, getting sober is really the best option. Stage fright, anyone?
3.When you have 5 days and realize how insane you actually are, and all you can do is cry.
"I just can't stop crying, am I dying? Leave me alone! You don't understand!"
4.When you realize that you are addicted to pretty much everything in the world... Not just drugs and alcohol.
The Hokey Pokey struggle is real... very real. Watch yourself!
5.When you find yourself completely overwhelmed by the song 99 problems and you have no other option but to get to work...
"I got 99 problems and all of them are so, totally, completely real and overwhelming... Oh my gosh I'm hopeless."
6.When you get to the fifth step, you become paranoid that someone you listed as a resentment will find it and kill you in your sleep...
This is when it's encouraged to use your best 'drug-hiding' talents to tactfully place your 5th step in a place that no one would ever know... Make sure you can find it, though.
7.When you start to see changes in yourself, and you want to force feed sobriety down newcomers' throat...
"WHY DON'T THEY GET IT?? HOW DO THEY NOT GET IT?? LISTEN TO ME."
8.When you realize that you've actually become a respectable, kind person.
Things we start realizing about ourselves:
- I look really good, that meth skinny wasn't too hot.
- I actually have nice things to say to people... and I mean them.
- I'm actually funny?!
- I guess I must have learned something in school... I just rocked the math for the donation basket!
9.When you start to have fun doing the things you never thought you could do, sober...
Who would have known that fun exists outside of my apartment, alone, with the TV off, crying... Weird!
10.When you realize just how talented you actually are now that you're sober, and you can't help but show off your sick skillz on a daily basis.
Embrace your sober talents, friends! It is a vast, vast world out there... So get to work!